Bringing A Snake Onto A Subway Train Is A Weirdo Asshole Move
Fuck that shit, man. I can deal with a lot of things on the subway, but snake is definitely where I draw the line. I don’t care if it’s with a subway performer or not. Snakes have no spine, are cold blooded, and tricked the shit out of either Adam or Eve (I can’t remember how that shit goes). The epitome of evil. The only way you can convince me that a snake on the subway is a good idea is if they are slithering around eating rats. But I think the sewer rat is above every snake in the food pyramid other than maybe the anaconda and the cobra. And then if you have either of those living devils meandering around the subway, we might as well just call it a wrap. The mere thought of a snake on a train should be reserved for Samuel L. Jackson sequels alone.
P.S. Cobras are so fucking underrated. I feel like alligators and gorillas are getting the shine in 2016. But I feel like cobras are going to make a big push back into the public eye in the next year or two. We need to improve the phone and internet capabilities for people in India. I feel like there are probably some A+ cobra videos being lost due to technological barriers, which is a huge loss for for both man and cobra alike.